Yes, I'm Serious: THE LOVE GURU 12/12 3pm EST


Hey hey, long time, no tweet, or something.

Well, not quite. In the absence of organized/institutionalized live-tweet events, Michal Oleszczyk and I have been staging guerilla live-tweets on Saturdays at 3pm EST. Because we can, grunt grunt.

But it's come to our attention, thanks to Tom Russell's due diligence, that there hasn't been an update on the site in a bit.

So the next live-tweet event is this upcoming Saturday, 12/12 3pm EST.

The film? Mike Myers' vehicle The Love Guru.

No, my friends, I am not kidding. This is not strictly to rag on MM, though there will be some of...hell, a lot of that. I can only speak for myself when I say that the live-tweet is an excuse for me to see whatever happened to MM, a comedian I used to like as a teen and now dread looking at head-on for fear that his mugging has gotten as bad as it looks.

The illustrious Ali Arikan will be co-hosting the event with myself and all are welcome. You can follow us respectively at twitter.com/aliarikan and twitter.com/simonsaybrams. Hashtag will be #lguru. I believe Tom and/or Mary Russell will join us as well so you can follow them at twitter.com/tomandmary. We're good people. We won't steer you wrong....much.
Posted on 11/29/2009 07:12:00 PM by Simon Abrams and filed under , , | 0 Comments »

Happy Livetweet To Me!

I'm considering a Happy Birfday Livetweet celebration on Thursday, November 5, 2009. Possibilities: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension; The Lion in Winter; Husbands; The Sound of Music. It would likely commence around 9 PM, Birthday Girl time.

Watch this space.
Posted on 10/18/2009 09:18:00 PM by Anonymous and filed under | 0 Comments »

Correction! FROM BEYOND Live-Tweet 10/24 3pm EST


I had made a mistake in my earlier post. My proposed Halloween-themed Live-Tweet will be Saturday 10/24 at 3pm EST so that people across the pond can participate too (Amber Wilkinson, also known on Twitter as "Ninjaworrier," had expressed interest and because more participants is the goal here, I figured it only made sense to try to accommodate said request).

So to be clear:

Stuart Gordon's From Beyond.

Saturday October 24

3pm EST

At Your Place

It will be fun.

Re-tweet this announcement, please, and be sure to follow simonsaybrams, my Twitter account, to let me know you'll be joining in (my account is security protected; it keeps the spammers at bay but it means I have to okay anybody that wants to follow me). So there.
Posted on 10/12/2009 03:37:00 PM by Simon Abrams and filed under | 0 Comments »

Halloween Live-Tweet: Stuart Gordon's FROM BEYOND (1986)


Allo, allo.

So I expressed interest a while ago in a Halloweeny Live-Tweet Event. And while it's taken me some effort to come up with a title--was seriously considering doing Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2 (1979), the J-Horror omnibus based on Rampo Edogawa's short stories Rampo Noir (2005) or Fred "Monster Squad" Dekker's excellent '80s horror-comedy Night of the Creeps (1986), which is free online on Crackle, by the way--I settled on something by underappreciated American auteur Stuart Gordon.

At the moment, this is what I propose:

Stuart Gordon's From Beyond (1986) at 10/24, a Saturday, at 3PM EST. It's a weekend so more peoples can participate and in the afternoon so people across the pond can, too (Amber Wilkinson, who has the misfortune of operating out of somewhere England-way, is interested, or at least has the good grace to lie to me and say she is).

This part is imperative: if you would prefer to have another time, or even one of the other titles I've mentioned below, above, or one of your own preference, say so. I'm open to alternatives. I'm a nice guy. I care. And stuff.

Why From Beyond? It's not Re-Animator (1985), that's for sure. I felt it best represented why I like Gordon/Brian Yuzna's brand of kinda campy (sometimes intentionally), kinda dated but always eye-catching '80s horror. I could have gone with Yuzna's Society (1989), a personal favorite of mine but....well, I didn't. Even though I own it and don't own From Beyond.

Loosely based on a story by H.P. Lovecraft, From Beyond is Gordon's stab at making something semi-seriously in the Cronenbergian "Body Horror" vein. It covers the same ground thematically as The Fly (1986) and Dead Ringers (1988) but it has Jeff Combs, better make-up effects and a fun-fun, silly-willy performance from perennial C-grade performer Ken Foree, who you may remember as the black guy from the original Dawn of the Dead (1978). Oh and kinky stuff with '80s heart-throb Barbara Crampton. Icing, meet cake.

In any case, it's a favorite of mine, one among many. If I had my way, I'd put together a whole program-worth of horror films because I love sharing this kind of stuff and because it's meant to be shared. So yeah. Do it to it and comment belooow.

NOTE: The day of the event has been changed from 10/23 to 10/24 thanks to the vigilance of Tom and/or Mary Russell. Thank yez kindly, sir and/or madam.
Posted on 10/03/2009 04:15:00 PM by Simon Abrams and filed under , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments »

KUNDUN!, 10/10/09



Scorsese's opulent masterpiece, a conchless affair meant to (1) keep us occupied while we await Filmbrain's conch-certified choice and (2) refresh our live-tweeting muscles before Simon Abrams's extra-spooky Halloween number. Exact time to be announced later.
Posted on 10/01/2009 08:19:00 PM by Tom Russell and filed under | 4 Comments »

Orson Welles' Batman Live-Tweet: Saturday, September 5, 6pm - 7:30pm PST

Let's go back (How far back? Way back!) to the original superhero movie, The Batman (1946, Orson Welles). Long considered to be a minor footnote to Welles' filmography, the resurgence of the superhero movie (and the unprecedented critical and financial success of The Dark Knight) has brought new attention to this now-classic from fanboys and critics alike.


Mark Millar's now-famous column for Comic Book Resources brought some fascinating backstory on the production to light. Welles intended an all-star cast: Basil Rathbone as the Joker, James Cagney as the Riddler, George Raft as Two-Face and Marlene Dietrich as Catwoman. When budget constraints and studio politics forced Welles to scratch that plan, he went back to his Mercury Theater roots. But what a stroke of luck that turned out to be! Price's Joker and Conried's Riddler would set the standard for the (defanged) 60s TV show interpretations, and Paul Stewart's brief turn as Harvey Dent (a.k.a. "Two-Face") is both fearsome and heartbreaking, and one of the unheralded actor's best performances.


Yet it's Welles, as both actor and director, that ultimately dominates. Welles is characteristically feisty, and his alienating (and sometimes grating) mise-en-scene and editing would anticipate his 1962 adaptation of The Trial. Much like Oedipus and the murder mystery tale, Welles' superhero film simultaneously invents the genre and turns it on its head.


Please join me in watching and live-tweeting what James Agee called "...a confounding and at-times unpleasant psychological drama, hidden under the mask of a children's adventure serial..."


This live-tweet will use the hashtag #owb.


THE BATMAN

RKO, 1946

Written and Directed by Orson Welles

Produced by S.P. Eagle

Cinematography by Russell Metty




Orson Welles as Bruce Wayne/Batman














Joseph Cotten as Commissioner James Gordon










Vincent Price as The Joker














Hans Conried as The Riddler













Paul Stewart as Harvey Dent/Two-Face











Dolores del Rio as Catwoman


Posted on 8/25/2009 11:00:00 PM by Kza and filed under | 4 Comments »

Can We Walk and Chew Gum at the Same Time?

I realize the baton has been in my possession for a few weeks now, and I apologize for not posting something sooner. My alternate life as head of a DVD distribution company has been keeping me extremely busy.

Those who know me best know that my tastes in film tend to run towards the downbeat - dysfunctional relationships a specialty. (Hmm....wonder why that is?) On top of that, my DVD collection skews heavily towards the foreign, which raises an interesting question: Would a live-tweet of a non-English language film be possible? Enjoyable? Or would it simply become sensory overload?

Then of course there's the issue about finding a title that enough people are familiar with. For example, I'd love to live-tweet Chinese Roulette, but how many know the film well enough?

I'll wait to hear some responses on the foreign film question, and in the interim think of some titles that are in American.
Posted on 8/12/2009 11:24:00 AM by Andrew Grant and filed under | 11 Comments »